Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time there was a young student writer. The student wanted to complete an essay assignment.
The thesis is too narrow.
The thesis is too broad.
The thesis is just right.

The introduction is too cliche.
The introduction is too high brow.
The introduction is just right.

The conclusion is too vague.
The conclusion is too repetitive.
The conclusion is just right.

And they all lived happily ever after.